siriuslikesboys:

no but kids from pureblood families going through embarrassing weaboo phases except they become obsessed with muggle pop culture

5th years carrying around pink razr phones from 2004 and awkwardly inserting “text speak” into daily conversations

11 year olds carrying plush carebears backpacks into transfiguration

everyone of them using outdated muggle slang incorrectly, making all of the muggleborns wince in pain

(via el-lime-head)

death-by-lulz:

deforest:

Joan Crawford in Possessed (1931)

82 years later and it’s still relevant

(via lolsofunny)

something-small:

douja:

Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry what is happening.

(via johnstracener)

The toaster should give some sort of an indication when it’s going to pop, instead of scaring the shit out of me when it does. Renoirs (via renoirs)

(via secondchancefairytale)

spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

image

Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

image

(via lolsofunny)

flowercrownsfor5sos:

trust-me-imadoctor:

cutebabe:

noose:

timeandspacelocked:

theperksofbeing-kate:

sexual-phan:

marinasexual:

can we just appreciate the fact that my best friend, who in the past struggled with an eating disorder, called out my gym teacher bc he says a size 3 for women is “ideal”

(((The average now for women is a size 14)))

DUDE GOD BLESS HER

I can’t tell you how happy this makes me

YOU GO GIRL!!

oh my god yes

fucking YES GIRL UR MY HERO

Reblogged so fast.  ”How dareyou?”

GURL YOU TELL THAT BITCH

i love how she made her point while still being respectful but he just kept on and that’s when the cursing came out like you go bby if they disrespect you, then you disrespect them the heckie back

(via all-direction-blind)

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

Mr. Ed went downhill after the show got canceled

officialfrenchtoast:

"gonna sell these kids some drugs"

Mr. Ed went downhill after the show got canceled

(via el-lime-head)

baimbie:

tennants-hair:

slythwolf:

light-brights:

SO I JUST GOT A SHOT OF A RAINBOW AND LIGHTNING IN THE SAME PICTURE????!

thor supports gay rights pass it on

oh my god

fucking perf

baimbie:

tennants-hair:

slythwolf:

light-brights:

SO I JUST GOT A SHOT OF A RAINBOW AND LIGHTNING IN THE SAME PICTURE????!

thor supports gay rights pass it on

oh my god

fucking perf

(via longing-for-the-shore)

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

(via longing-for-the-shore)

winchester-and-son:

do-tha-loki-motion:

miss-azura:

morepotatoes:

The Avengers in 1978

TONY.

TONY ARE YOU OKAY.

#TONY U LOOK LIKE A MASSIVE DILDO #or a salt shaker

HE LOOKS LIKE A HOOVER I

ITS LIKE A CHILD PUT A TRASH BIN OVER THEIR HEAD IS TOO CUTE TO BE INTIMIDATING

(via longing-for-the-shore)

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

waweyn:

She just died like 17 times in that fight

(via longing-for-the-shore)

britrit:

50shadesofacceptance:

mioamorexo:

jdarty:

did she just…

I think she did…..

Anna please yes

If she really came out it’d be like heaven.

(via longing-for-the-shore)

revnickie:

Well ya gotta rehydrate somehow.

revnickie:

Well ya gotta rehydrate somehow.

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

(via monstersontheradio)